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Women’s Faith & Funny Tee – Noah’s Ark vs. My DIY Skills
Women’s Faith & Funny Tee – Noah’s Ark vs. My DIY Skills
Noah built an entire ARK. I can’t even build a SHELF! 😂🔨
Let’s talk about Noah for a minute.
This man built a gigantic wooden ark, gathered animals two by two, prepared for a worldwide flood, and followed God’s instructions without the luxury of modern power tools, YouTube tutorials, or a trip to the hardware store.
Meanwhile, some of us can’t assemble a bookshelf without losing three screws, putting a shelf on backward, and questioning every decision that led us to this moment.
Lord, I believe in miracles… but have You SEEN these assembly instructions?! 😂
Inspired by the incredible account of Noah and the ark in Genesis 6–9, this hilarious Christian graphic T-shirt combines one of the Bible’s most recognizable stories with the everyday struggles of home improvement.
Featuring colorful, comic-style artwork of Noah carrying lumber while animals crowd aboard the ark, this women’s tee proudly displays the unforgettable message:
“Noah Built an Ark. I Can’t Even Build a Shelf!”
At Cross Marked Apparel, we believe women of faith can be strong, confident, joyful, and have a great sense of humor. This shirt is a fun way to express your love for Jesus while reminding everyone that even life’s smallest challenges can make us appreciate God’s extraordinary work.
Because sometimes faith can move mountains… but assembling furniture still requires instructions!
Why You’ll Love This Shirt
● Faith Meets Funny: A hilarious, modern twist on Noah’s ark that celebrates biblical history with relatable, everyday humor.
● Colorful, Eye-Catching Artwork: Playful comic-inspired graphics bring Noah, the animals, and the ark to life.
● Made for Women Who Love Jesus: A comfortable classic-fit tee that pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, shorts, or your favorite casual layers.
● A Conversation Starter: Share a laugh while opening the door to meaningful conversations about Scripture, obedience, and trusting God’s instructions.
● Perfect for Everyday Wear: Great for Bible studies, church gatherings, women’s ministry events, Christian retreats, family outings, or casual weekends.
● A Fun Christian Gift: Perfect for wives, mothers, daughters, sisters, friends, Sunday school teachers, and women who appreciate biblical humor.
Product Features
● Material: Lightweight, 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel. Heather and specialty colors contain cotton-polyester blends.
● Fit: Comfortable classic fit with a timeless crew neckline.
● Construction: Tubular knit design without side seams for a smooth, clean appearance.
● Collar: Ribbed knit collar designed to help retain its shape.
● Shoulders: Reinforced shoulder tape for added stability and durability.
● Label: Tear-away label for additional comfort.
● Fabric Sourcing: Made with ethically grown US cotton.
● Certification: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
● Printing: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) body printing, with Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing for applicable sleeve designs and inner neck labels.
Care Instructions
Keep your favorite faith-inspired T-shirt looking great with these simple care instructions:
● Machine Wash: Cold water (maximum 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.
● Bleach: Do not bleach.
● Drying: Tumble dry on low heat.
● Ironing: Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
● Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Big Faith. Small Screws. Almighty God.
Noah didn’t build the ark because he was the world’s greatest carpenter. He built it because he trusted God and followed His instructions.
And that’s a powerful reminder for every woman facing her own challenges today.
Whether you’re navigating life’s unexpected obstacles, learning something new, or simply trying to assemble that piece of furniture that’s been sitting in a box for three weeks, remember that God doesn’t ask us to have everything figured out. He asks us to trust Him.
As Scripture reminds us:
“By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house.” — Hebrews 11:7 (KJV, excerpt)
At Cross Marked Apparel, we’re passionate about creating Christian clothing that encourages believers, celebrates biblical truth, and brings joy and laughter into everyday life.
Wear your faith. Share a laugh. Trust God’s instructions.
Because if Noah could build an ark by faith, there’s still hope for the rest of us and our unfinished furniture projects!
Cross Marked Apparel — Wear your faith and let the conversation begin.
Shop today at getcrossmarked.com!
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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